Have you given up yet? LOL
Yes, we have made it to January 9, 2020. 🙂 So, after 9 days (including today), how are we doing with our New Year’s resolutions?
For a humorous look at fulfilling New Year’s resolutions, check out the three images below.
Here’s a quick pick-me-upper. Enjoy.
When we’re feeling down, we need something that will make us chuckle.
Here is a very fun video featuring a little kitten who runs on the beach and swims. The kitten is adorable. And the video will give you a short reprieve from what is troubling you.
How often do YOU look online to diagnose yourself based on various symptoms? I plead guilty to doing this. Is this a helpful approach?
As Kyle O’Brien reports for The Drum:
“The Internet has become the first source of healthcare information for many people. But self-diagnosis can lead to plenty of misinformation, as a spot for North Memorial Health humorously shows.”
“The Minnesota-based healthcare provider enlisted agency BrandFire to compile some of the stranger ailments people think they have after they’ve Googled their symptoms. The spot, titled ‘Symptoms,’ features people discussing the seemingly frightening results with a North Memorial Health doctor who reassures them that their symptoms are not as scary as the Internet has led them to believe. One man is convinced he has scurvy, another bubonic plague while another is convinced he has ‘Himalayan Mountain Syndrome.’”
“The commercial explains that, ‘Searching your symptoms online is scary but our doctors aren’t.’ It’s meant to show that trusting a doctor is a lot more reassuring than taking a stab at Internet diagnosis.”
One of the things that I’ve found over the years is that a sense of humor can really help. Here are a few funny (maybe) quotes. Hopefully, at least a couple will make you laugh. 🙂
These quotes are from Cancer ABCs: [actually, they’re mostly groaners.]
Taken From Actual Doctor’s Notes
- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
- On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared.
- The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
- Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
- Healthy-appearing decrepit, 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
- The patient refused autopsy.
- The patient has no previous history of suicides.
- Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days.
- She is numb from her toes down.
- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
- Skin: somewhat pale but present.
Top Ten Ways To Know You Are A Cancer Thriver
- Your alarm clock goes off at 6 a.m. and you’re glad to hear it.
- Your mother-in-law invites you to lunch and you just say NO.
- You’re back in the family rotation to take out the garbage.
- When you no longer have an urge to choke the person who says, “all you need to beat cancer is the right attitude.”
- When your dental floss runs out and you buy 1000 yards.
- When you use your toothbrush to brush your teeth and not comb your hair.
- You have a chance to buy additional life insurance but you buy a new convertible car instead.
- Your doctor tells you to lose weight and do something about your cholesterol and you actually listen.
- When your biggest annual celebration is again your birthday, and not the day you were diagnosed.
- When you use your Visa card more than your hospital parking pass.