Humor Helps Our Frame of Mind

One of the things that I’ve found over the years is that a sense of humor can really help. Here are a few funny (maybe) quotes. Hopefully, at least a couple will make you laugh. 🙂

These quotes are from Cancer ABCs: [actually, they’re mostly groaners.]

Taken From Actual Doctor’s Notes

  1. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
  2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
  3. On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared.
  4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
  5. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
  6. Healthy-appearing decrepit, 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
  7.  The patient refused autopsy.
  8. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
  9. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days.
  10. She is numb from her toes down.
  11. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
  12.  Skin: somewhat pale but present.

Top Ten Ways To Know You Are A Cancer Thriver 

  1. Your alarm clock goes off at 6 a.m. and you’re glad to hear it.
  2. Your mother-in-law invites you to lunch and you just say NO.
  3. You’re back in the family rotation to take out the garbage.
  4. When you no longer have an urge to choke the person who says, “all you need to beat cancer is the right attitude.”
  5. When your dental floss runs out and you buy 1000 yards.
  6. When you use your toothbrush to brush your teeth and not comb your hair.
  7. You have a chance to buy additional life insurance but you buy a new convertible car instead.
  8. Your doctor tells you to lose weight and do something about your cholesterol and you actually listen.
  9. When your biggest annual celebration is again your birthday, and not the day you were diagnosed.
  10. When you use your Visa card more than your hospital parking pass.

 

 

Inspirational Quotes – Part 4

Previously, we cited inspirational quotes from Good ReadsWisdom Quotes, and Brainy Quote. Here are several more such quotes.

These quotes are from Lifehack Quotes:

“The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things.” Henry Ward Beecher

“The key to being happy is knowing you have the power to choose what to accept and what to let go.” Dodinsky

“The belief that youth is the happiest time of life is founded on a fallacy. The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts, and we grow happier as we grow older.” William Phelps

“The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are, and not who people think you are.” Goldie Hawn

“Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn, or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace, and gratitude.”Denis Waitley

 

Click the image to read additional Lifehack Quotes on being inspired.

 

Inspirational Quotes – Part 3

Previously, we cited inspirational quotes from Good Reads and Wisdom Quotes. Here are several more such quotes.

These quotes are from Brainy Quote:

“Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.” Jim Rohn

“Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.” Omar Khayyam

“Every day is a new day. You’ll never be able to find happiness if you don’t move on.” Carrie Underwood

“Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.” Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you.” Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.” Bernard Meltzer

 

Click the image to read additional Brainy Quote sayings on being inspired.

Inspirational Quotes - Part 3

More Inspirational Quotes

Last week, we cited several inspirational quotes from Good Reads. Here are several more quotes about happiness.

These quotes are from Wisdom Quotes:

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.” Helen Keller

“It’s the moments that I stopped just to be, rather than do, that give me true happiness.” Richard Branson

“My mission in life is not to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.” Maya Angelou

“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” Anton Chekhov

“In our lives, change and loss are unavoidable. In the adaptability and ease with which we experience change, lies our happiness and freedom.” Buddha

 “The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.” Mark Twain

 “Happiness depends upon ourselves.” Aristotle

“There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.” George Sand

 

Click the image to read additional Wisdom Quotes on being inspired.

inspirational quotes that will make 2018 your best year ever
 

Be Inspired By These Quotes

In doing research for my book Surviving Cancer and Embracing Life: My Personal Journey, I came across a number of inspirational quotes. Despite the tough times, let’s stay upbeat. Be inspired by these quotes.

Quotes to Help Us Be Inspired

Today’s quotes come from Good Reads:

“All happiness depends on courage and work.” Honoré de Balzac

“For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

 “Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.” Abraham Lincoln

“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.” Mahatma Gandhi

“Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.” Dalai Lama XIV

“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.” John Lennon

“The most important thing is to enjoy your life — to be happy — it’s all that matters.” Audrey Hepburn

“Happiness is a warm puppy.” Charles M. Schulz (creator of the Peanuts comic strip)

“It isn’t what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it.” Dale Carnegie

“Happiness is the consequence of personal effort. You fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it. You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestations of your own blessings. And once you have achieved a state of happiness, you must never become lax about maintaining it. You must make a mighty effort to keep swimming upward into that happiness forever, to stay afloat on top of it.” Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love author)

Click the image to read Good Reads quotes on being positive.

Be Inspired by These Quotes